Haiku- Edgar and his Headgear

Haiku- Edgar and his Headgear 

There once was a man
named Edgar, who went and
fell on his headgear

He was so upset that
he didn't get up again-er.
even though he should have

Because the girl of his 
dreams awaited, yet there he sat
deflated, because he was angry. 

His disappointment grew, 
and who knew? He was
such a quiet man then.

No one could understand
him and his disappointment, 
for which there is no ointment

So there he sat, alone.
With no one to phone, for help.
He just pouted there

when people walked by him,
they could only stare at our
sadly clumsy friend, who frowned

Then, his air dissipated, 
and then he was elated
because the girl came

She offered her hand
and he took it gladly then,
because he was saved.

There once was a man
named Edgar, who went and
fell on his headgear

Now he is happy
because he was saved, and yeah,
there was his girl, too.